everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
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my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
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Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of fucking chips we’re getting when we fucking open the can
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when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
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ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SLEEP EXISTS LIKE WE REACH A POINT IN OUR DAY WHERE WE ARE “TIRED” AND SO WE LAY DOWN UNTIL WE FALL UNCONSCIOUS AND WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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amazingsuperwholockisnotonfire:
the year is 2073 and your granddaughter is slowdancing with her boyfriend to gangnam style at her senior prom
how do you slow dance to gangnam style
we will find out in 2073
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